99 Cycling Swords
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99 Cycling Swords - DVD Version
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What can I say about this flick? Some of the fighting scenes were great and even in the beginning it had begun with a strong plot (to find this mysterious guy dressed in all white who terrorizes and kills along the countryside). Pretty soon, well not long after - around 15 minutes or so into the movie, you're wondering, okay now, what was that plot again!!! This flick will completely lose you.
The woman, who is "so-called" disguised as a man, was not thought out very well. Why do I say this? You don't have to look too hard to tell or have a Ph.D in Biology to she that she's really a woman - a 3 year old can clearly see that! Who was the genious behind putting that in this movie? But, she's really good at kung fu and shows her skill very early on.
Some of the kung fu stunts you know were totally unbelievable - that's why it was chopped up so badly and still failed to look real. The overdubs weren't bad at all. The crappy ending is something to be desired though.
If you think that this movie has anything to actually do with the title "99 Cycling Swords", you will be totally disappointed. 99 Cycling Swords - what swords? You barely see a few swords at any given time - and cycling? Don't make me laugh! Cycling what? Again, who was the genious that decided to give this movie this title? I bought the DVD because of the title and half-way through it, you will learn that you are watching a DVD that has nothing to do with the title at all. The "Mysterious Man in White" would have been a better title for this.
I gave it only a three because it fails to stick to the real plot as it goes along, you will get totally lost towards the end (more stuff keeps getting added to the already flawed plot), and the ending was totally "crappy" at best. If you want a good laugh, watch totally crummy acting and love plots that will soon become invisible as the movie goes along - then this is the flick for you. If you want to see some real kung fu stunts that's not chopped up and made to look real and a visible plot from beginning to end, then get some of the early Shaw Brothers action featuring the Venom Mob. Those guys are skillful and really know their kung fu.
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