Family Guy, Vol. 1 - Seasons 1 & 2 (UMD for PSP)
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• Animated
• Closed-captioned
• Color
• Dolby
• Dubbed
• Subtitled
• Widescreen
In Theaters : 31 January, 1999
DVD Release : 29 November, 2005 |
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Family Guy, Vol. 1 - Seasons 1 & 2 (UMD for PSP) Customer Reviews
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Family Guy: Revenge of the Poison Pen
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While Ravenova was previously busy with the activity of stuffing her face with copious piles of holiday food in celebration of the dreaded impending finals, she simply had to remove her exalted self from Amazon hibernation and set the world strait about this new phenomenon of adult "cartoons," most especially the odiferous pile of excrement currently run on public television referred to by that ignominious title that we are all so familiar with, "Family Guy." How atrocious, disreputable, dishonorable, disgusting, and just plain crappy is this poor excuse for modern television. Let me count the ways:
(1.) You're adults, why are you watching cartoons??? Has that poor excuse for a brain become so dysfunctional, so unused to cerebral actively that the presence of real people, even when they are piped through a tube to appear in holographic televisional images become so discomforting that you must protect yourself from this painful reality through the use of poorly animated, unrealistic, inartistic, and pathetically manipulated icons that purportedly represent an alternative cartoon humanity in which your loser like mentalities find some strange sense of belonging. Get up, get a life, and get a flaming job! Oh sorry, that was adult talk. I must have gone way over your head just then. Do forgive this poor patrician, I have as yet to understand how to interact with such plebeians as your most noble selves. My apologies to the great unwashed everywhere.
(2.) Moving beyond your diluted sense of reality in that everything must be presented in a simplistic inartistic unadorned manner so that your brains can actually managed to process simple lines and thus transmit your thoughts into guttural growls and moaning, let us exam the "plot" of Family Guy. Oh, wait, there isn't one. I forget, once again, that such "inconveniences" as a plot are not present in the various forms of primate entertainment. (Pauses in contemplation, is overcome with compassion, throws blanket over wall, returns to chA teau to sip champagne.)
(3.) Ah yes, this is the part that amuses me most, your sense of "comedy" for as I have come to understand it you do consider this "creation" to not only have merit but comical value as well. This typical bathroom humor is, putting all prejudices temporarily aside, not only banal, and base, but not in the least bit amusing. Even nasty humor can make the audience chuckle at times but in these rare cases, the comedian or artist, whatever title you will, does have a basic understand of what makes people laugh. It's kind of an essential concept. Perhaps, if you think really hard, you might eventually understand. But, if you are satisfied with this brand of "entertainment" then by all means, indulge yourselves! Pipe your tens of dollars into the media machine while they laugh all the way to the bank at your lack of refinement, taste, and general grasp of reality. After all, to amuse you, they don't even have to hire real actors or even draw anything realistic or be bothered to actually produce some kind of vague storyline. Yes, you are now elevated to the golden status of THE PERFECT CONSUMER! Hallelujah! Praise be! You are now part of the machine. You are a part of the brainwashed of America. Do not attempt to adjust your dial, we are now controlling your set. . . |
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Family Guy, Vol. 1 - Seasons 1 dvd movie.